Why did the hipster burn his mouth?– He ate his pizza before it was cool. (via jaylanun) Whatever I liked this joke before it was on pitchfork.
clairethehobbit: I am sorry but I will never follow a 14 year old. that is too creepy, even for me.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-7-24) →
Further Seems Forever (34) Kid Rock (16) Sanctus Real (15) Thrice (13) Tullycraft (13) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
Brain dead people can't eat, they are vegetables.
woah. i just realised my closest friend is getting...
itsnotfaithifyoureusingyoureyes: like, it just hit me right now. we’ve known each other literally since we were born (she’s 6 months older than i am) cuz both of our families are really close, and now i’m gonna watch her get married tomz….and i’m still sittin here in my singleness. i guess now i know what it means to feel like you’re gonna be forever alone. haha
Ladybug Landslide: These days →
ladybuglandslide: I got some news yesterday from some friends that have been on Warped Tour for the last month and they confirm what I’ve thought for a bit now. Have you ever seen the movie Idiocracy where everyone gets so stupid due to corporate advertising that Starbucks becomes a strip joint and they feed…
can we all agree
clairethehobbit: that the term ‘swag’ has been driven into the ground and we should switch to a new word? Or use no words? Is that too much to ask I don’t even know world; what have you become world? This is why I suggest the new word to be “Obeze”. Because what’s phater than phat? Obeze.
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-7-17) →
Dies (28) Wugazi (13) The Great Commission (11) Neutral Milk Hotel (11) Atari Teenage Riot (10) Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz